Daily Archives: August 4, 2011

God Crashes Markets

Thank God for crashing markets! Dow plunged 500+ points today, falling over 1,000+ points this week. GodSmack! After these things I saw another angel…from heaven, having great power…the earth was lightened with his glory…he cried mightily with a strong voice, … Continue reading

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God Kills Cops

PRAISE GOD!  ONE DEAD COP, AND TWO OTHERS WOUNDED IN SOUTH DAKOTA! Officers were talking to a group of men when one of them opened fire.  The dead officer was recently engaged and had just bought a home. GodSmack! When … Continue reading

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No american Jobs

HALLELUJAH!  TODAY’S HEADLINES CONFIRM GOD AVENGES HIS PEOPLE! Headlines:  “Biggest threat to future?  Jobs”, “Unemployment claims at 400,000”, “Unemployment benefits at risk” Doomed america put WBC on trial and threatened to take our money and jobs because we faithfully told … Continue reading

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God Cursed Turkey

THANK GOD!  36 MILLION POUNDS OF GROUND TURKEY BEING RECALLED FOR SALMONELLA! Federal authorities suspect ground turkey may have killed one and sickened 76 others in 26 states. GodSmack! God’s not running out of ways to punish you for your … Continue reading

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