God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: June 4, 2011
Same-Sex Marriage Support
HALLELUJAH! 53% OF DOOMED aMERICANS SUPPORT SAME-SEX MARRIAGE! GodSmack! The restitution of all things is coming upon this world, evidenced by the proliferation of sodomites, and specifically same-sex marriage. The only other time in history same-sex marriage was accepted was … Continue reading
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Go, Arizona Wildfires!
PRAISE GOD FOR THE WILDFIRES IN ARIZONA! Arizona’s feeling the wrath of God with more than 1,000 personnel battling a large wildfire that has burned 140,000 acres, caused the evacuation of 2,500, and cost $3 million. “The fire is burning … Continue reading
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Still Fighting AIDS
THANK GOD FOR AIDS! 30 years into the epidemic, the question is which nation did more to fight God’s curse! You are fighting a losing battle! Why criest thou for thine affliction? thy sorrow is incurable for the multitude of … Continue reading
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Hypocrties Indict Edwards
THANK GOD JOHN EDWARDS WAS INDICTED FOR CONSPIRACY AND CAMPAIGN LAW VIOLATIONS! All this criminal activity sprung from his adultery. He allegedly gave campaign donations to his mistress. Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and … Continue reading
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