PRAISE GOD FOR THE “SUSPICIOUS WHITE SUBSTANCE IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM” CAUSING TERROR!
The white dust appeared soon after take-off from Seattle. The crew notified authorities for help. Fire department, law enforcement and hazardous materials experts circled the plane upon landing. IT WAS TOILET PAPER!
GodSmack! GodMock!
The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion. (Pr. 28:1.)
You evil bastards know you deserve to be blown out of the sky, straight to hell. You have spent your lives in vain, denying God and pursuing your lusts.
I will send a faintness into their hearts in the lands of their enemies; and the sound of a shaken leaf shall chase them; and they shall flee, as fleeing from a sword; and they shall fall when none pursueth. (Lev. 26:36.)
You could have obeyed God, and you wouldn’t spend your days looking over your shoulder.