THANK GOD THEY ARE WORSHIPPING TREES IN ALABAMA!
Hundreds of Auburn University fans rallied under beloved oak trees, hoping that they would not die from the poisonous herbicide a 62-year-old disgruntled fan doused them with. Even rival school fans are praying for the trees.
Ye have seen their abominations, and their idols, wood and stone… Lest there should be among you…whose heart turneth away this day from the LORD our God…a root that beareth gall and wormwood; And it come to pass, when he heareth the words of this curse, that he bless himself in his heart, saying, I shall have peace, though I walk in the imagination of mine heart, to add drunkenness to thirst: The LORD will not spare him, but then the anger of the LORD and his jealousy shall smoke against that man…and the LORD shall blot out his name from under heaven. (Dt. 29:17-20.)
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