Headline: Doctors Sound TSA Germ Alert!
As doomed americans run in fear from potential terrorists in the night, they gnash on each other for touching their junk – wanting it both ways. Now they can spread their nasty diseases to each other via untrained TSA agents who don’t change their gloves. GodSmack!
“Syphilis, lice, gonorrhea, ringworm, chlamydia, staph, strep, noro and papilloma viruses all are part of the possible fringe benefits when airline passengers next go through a full hands-on pat-down by agents of the federal government’s Transportation Security Administration, according to doctors.”
And governmental officials are hiding under their desks: “But neither the TSA nor federal agencies such as the Centers for Disease Control was willing to comment on the possibilities that infections and other loathsome afflictions could be passed from passenger to passenger.”
Sweet. You’ve enraged God with your disobedience; now He has taken away your peace.