GodSmack: Trampled Buffalos

THANK GOD THE BRUTES OF BUFFALO, NY TRIED TO KILL EACH OTHER IN THEIR BLIND FRENZY OF PAGAN IDOL XMAS SHOPPING!

God hates Christmas.  What’s worse, God hates Buffalo, NY.  You tried to trample the servants of God that came to warn you.  Now God has caused you to trample your own pigs, masquerading as humans as they pressed into Target to begin the season of excess, serving your false god of Sodom!

GodSmack!

To me belongeth vengeance, and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste…the LORD shall judge his people, and repent himself for his servants, when he seeth that their power is gone…And he shall say, Where are their gods, their rock in whom they trusted…let them rise up and help you, and be your protection.   Deuteronomy 32:35-38

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