GodSmack: Killer Goat

THANK GOD FOR KILLER GOAT IN WASHINGTON PARK!

Goat gored hiker to death in Olympic National Park (Washington) on eve of WBC watchers heading there-again-to warn you your sins are bringing your destruction.  GodSmack!

Park officials warn nasty hikers not to urinate-it draws wild animals.  March 4, 2007, four WBC-faithfuls went to Pasco to thousand-man worship-fest for dead soldier, where you raged against God’s light.  Petty-perverse-PGR-mutants sprinkled animal urine in WBC-lambs’ designated area.  As if-God’s ninja-lambs are deterred by a little urine.  Now God-the-Avenger’s using your smelly urine to draw wild animals to kill you.  Double GodSmack!

They have moved me to jealousy with that which is not God; they have provoked me to anger with their vanities.I will heap mischiefs upon them.I will also send the teeth of beasts upon them, Deut. 32:21-24.

Soon this land will be inhabited only by 4-legged wild beasts.

Rejoice!

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