GodSmack: Iceberg! Yawn

THANK GOD FOR GIANT GLACIER AND CLIMATE HAVOC!

Really smart scientists are all aflutter about an island of ice four times bigger than Manhattan headed toward Canada and the U.S.  Breathlessly they declare it’s been a summer of “near biblical climactic havoc across the planet.”  GodSmack!

Hey smart guys-track this stuff all you want; two things are certain!

·        Obeying God would have been a way better plan!

·        Doomed-america (and her pimply neighbor to the north) is delusional thinking she’ll get off with a nice cool slow-moving glacier!  No!

Your destruction is imminent-and it will be so violent and explosive and sudden-the land will vomit you sickening rebels from the very land!  Projectile vomiting!

Ye shall therefore keep my statutes and my judgments, and shall not commit any of these abominations…that the land spue not you out also. Leviticus 18:26-28.

Forget about glaciers, suckers!

Hallelujah!

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