THANK GOD! THE PRESIDENT OF PENN COLLEGE, A PURVEYOR OF PERVERSION AND TEACHER OF REBELLION WAS CUT BY HIS STUDENT!
This nation has raised a generation of filthy, disobedient, good-for-nothing children and some of them call themselves Anarchists. They are so proud of their disobedient manner of life. They even tattoo an A on their hand! Yes, like the mark of the beast. Yesterday, one of those little sweethearts, as the people waited for Missouri’s rebel-in-chief to arrive and drop some pearls of wisdom on the adoring masses, Governor Nixon, well, the Anarchist leapt forth and slit the throat of the President of Penn College. Oops!
GodSmack!
Upon hearing by radio of the festive cut, Governor Nixon and his ladies-in-waiting turned about, picked up their skirts and scurried back to the airport to flee from their little sweethearts with knives.
Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked.