GodSmack: Compartment Syndrome

PRAISE THE LORD!  10 HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL PLAYERS IN OREGON SIMULTANEOUSLY HIT WITH A RARE MUSCLE SYNDROME DURING PRACTICE!

Headline:  Answers sought after ill football players dropped ‘like flies’

The orthopaedic surgeon is baffled!  Three required surgery after feeling swelling in their arms.  Doctor’s Diagnosis:  Compartment Syndrome.  WBC’s Diagnosis:  GodSmack!

We’ve seen Doomed american high school football players – violent, selfish brutes, raised by parents who hate them and lie to them about God’s plain standards.  They are absolutely worthless for anything except the killing fields of Iraq and Afghanistan!

Then the word of the LORD came unto me, saying.I mar the.great pride of [Doomed America].  This evil people, which refuse to hear my words, which walk in the imagination of their heart, and walk after other gods, to serve them, and to worship them.is good for nothing.  (Jer. 13:8-10.)

You should have listened and believed God!

God’s righteous recompense abounds!

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