GodSmack: Salmonella Sprouts

PRAISE THE FATHER OF MERCY FOR THE SALMONELLA OUTBREAK IN DOOMED AMERICA!

Headline:  Salmonella outbreak in 10 states prompts sprouts recall

GodSmack!

There is no end to the ways God will deal with this rebellious house now that he has become america’s #1 Enemy!

And I myself will fight against you with an outstretched hand and with a strong arm, even in anger, and in fury, and in great wrath.  (Jer. 21:5.)

God has plagues you have never imagined in store for you rebels!  That makes us very happy!

Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring upon thee, until thou be destroyed.  And ye shall be left few in number, whereas ye were as the stars of heaven for multitude; because thou wouldest not obey the voice of the LORD thy God.  (Dt. 28:61-62.)

Eternal Hallelujahs!

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