GodSmack: Governor’s Bikecrash

You’re not listening, Colorado!

The guy that tried to whistle-blow on Bernie Madoff has written a book called No One Would Listen. A popular 70s song had a line like this: “They wouldn’t listen; they’re not listening still.”

Call out to Colorado! In recent weeks, we preached all across your state (Boulder; Telluride; etc), reminding you of God’s standards and that same-sex marriage is a no-no. Instead of listening, your freaks (college-aged and otherwise) breathed out threatening and slaughter against WBC.

Repeat: You mess with WBC, God will get you! You disobey Him, He will get you. God holds exclusive rights to that vengeance-thing.

But you won’t listen. You’re not listening still. Le 26: 14-16 But if ye will not hearken unto me . I will even appoint over you terror

Now, your governor is seriously injured in a bicycle accident. We’re thinking that’s pretty cool. We sit back and wait for the next juicy Colorado GodSmack.

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