THANK GOD FOR THE DEFECTIVE BOMB SCANNERS SOLD WORLDWIDE! You traitorous nations who have forgotten God’s word and refused to serve him, neglected to calculate in one important fact, to wit, God has is his own personal armory full of his weapons of mass destruction, and they are way better than all yours combined! Oops! Now God has tricked you: Britain – known for its junk (let’s face it) – produced and sold for millions to dozens of nations a bomb scanner that does not work more than 20% of the time. GodSmack! International “to do” list: √ Cancel contract with Global-Technical-Dud-Bomb-Scanner-Maker. As the nations which the LORD destroyeth before your face, so shall ye perish; because ye would not be obedient unto the voice of the LORD your God, Deut. 8:20. Rejoice, O ye nations, with his people: for he will render vengeance to his adversaries, Deut. 32:43.
God Smacks You!God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.