THANK GOD FOR THE DEAD CLIMBER IN MT. ST. HELEN’S CRATER. Come on people – you enrage God with your unrelenting sin – then hike to the edge of a volcano’s crater and step out on a snowy cornice? Of course he’s dead! God did that! GodSmack! Q: How many times have WBC prophets kindly warned you woefully-evil-and-dark-hearted people of the state of Washington? A: Dozens in person; scores more over the airwaves. You excel in vicious-and-malicious words and deeds against-your-own-spiritually-drunk-interests! You prop up idols at your statehouse, and then you reject the truth: Santa Claus is taking you to hell. Note to selves: If you’re going to tempt and provoke God, stay off the cornices, stupid-heads! How is it that ye have agreed together to tempt the Spirit of the Lord? behold, then fell she down straightway at his feet, and yielded up the ghost, Acts 5:9-10. Thank God; we pray for more!
God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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