Daily Archives: September 2, 2010

GodSmack: New Oil

THANK GOD FOR THE NEW OIL! Another exploding oil platform in the gulf made a new oil sheen measuring one mile by 100 feet.  Oil, glorious oil!  God prepared it with the Flood in 2349 B.C., crushing billions of dead … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Earl Retribution

THANK GOD FOR EARL!  WE PRAISE THY NAME FATHER!  THY JUDGMENTS ARE RIGHTEOUS! Headline:  Hurricane warning issued for part of Massachusetts as Earl approaches GodSmack! God avenges His people!  Up and down the east coast, the people and leaders have … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Discovery Terror

THANK GOD! GOD SENT THE SHOOTER AGAIN TO MD!  That is a day that all involved in the Discovery Channel hostage scare will never get back. Lost hours. Discomfiture. Terror all around.  That is God’s reward to the rebellious.  GodSmack! … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Dead Doc

THANK GOD DECOMPOSED DOC FOUND IN BOYFRIEND’S CALIFORNIA-CHIMNEY! Lady doctor wants confrontation with boyfriend; he won’t let her in; she climbs down chimney, getting stuck; cowardly boyfriend slips out back door, leaving her to die.  That’s the face of the … Continue reading

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